Reasons I grab my boobs
- running upstairs
- running downstairs
- running
- stoked on life
- scared
- walking through my house in the dark
- bored
- boobs

i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole

“Men categorize women in one of four ways: Mothers, virgins, sluts and bitches. Of course none of the above is suitable for the modern business woman. But you can create your own image by selecting pieces of each archetype that work for you…This leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you. What they are forced to do instead is take you seriously.”
“I’ll have to deal with my issues forever, but I have so much life to live and I don’t want to waste it.”